Me Picking Up Security Officer

[pockets 1,841]

Just found out how to generate memes.

[James Tyrgglidaar Quall 69 0]

just gonna copy and paste all the shit i said to you last year because you are still as insecure as ever

Posted 04 October 2011 - 04:24 AM

nice to see you finally found some gents to mount you.

I ALSO READ BOOKS TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE AND ALSO GET A GIRLFRIEND CAUSE I CANT FIGURE IT OUT ON MY OWNNN DURGGGGg

ahahhaah you literally buy XXX-4-Dummies books for adults.

Yeah, these chicks would totally be into me if they knew i was this cool dude that wore secret recording devices and went around Picking Up Babes so i could talk and educate and learn onliine with a bunch of other dudes

also despite my college degree im missing hte inherent homosexuallity in this

yeah, ive wealthy,good looking, can talk to anyone i want, and im a sweet and smart person if you get to know me. but in the meantime, im gonna go make fun of some kids at the park (this is what you, but the park is the internet and youre a gay guy)

Look, motherfucker pussybitch, how many people do you know that have picked FIVE(5) Hobbies that they are proficient-extrasatisfactory in at least 4(four) of those Five(five)?? I got good at what i do by consistency;. this puts me in the top 70th percentile of regular people

so glad i came back here to see what a horrible trainwreck of meglomania and grandioseness you still are. i hope you continue to get rich make money bang broads and then die the empty shell of a life you are already living without ever coming to the realization that you are no different from anyone else ahahahha

So like, bro, get this, Im confident in who I am. AND I talk to girls. gotta tell the boys back on the ol 'net bout this

seriously, what is with the pictures of those two dudes with that homo?

ahahah youve literallty spent hundreds if not thousands on figure out how to pick up girls

You can call me, James Tyrgglidaar "Take A Demo" Quall 69~~~

Spaghetti and Meatballs

All Hail Lelouch!

im glad youre disillusioned and deluded and taken in by the worlds biggest scam

you have a lisp btw

Posted 05 October 2011 - 05:29 PM

In order to get laid, I had to read books first. This is because I don't have any inherent machismo or testosterone in me and literally couldn't act like a normal human being without guidance. And I'm still learning at the age of like 35 or something.

rolling with the punches. classic. These young teen gamers are gonna eat that up. You impress everyone so much. ahahahahah

HEL YEAH IM A MAN! I FUCK BITCHES! I HAVE MONEY! I DONT GIVE A SHIT! THIS ISNT OBVIOUS DESPERATION FOR THE ATTENTION MY PARENTS DIDNT GIVE ME!

you just look so happy to be touched and touch those 2 dudes you big gay homosexual

i mean, your conquests to pick up chicks isnt even really for your own pleasure, you have to prove to random dudes on the internet that you are cool and normal and can pick up chicks but by doing so you are actually not normal, you are weird, you are a weird dude who has a weird fetish for fucking chicks for other dudes to live vicariously through you because you dont really enjoy your own life because you arent any different from anyone else.

You can call me, James Tyrgglidaar "Take A Demo" Quall 69~~~

Posted 05 October 2011 - 07:16 PM

i read some article about some crazy woman who had a blog or somethign and it really reminds me of You suck. Granted there are major differences, but the idea is the same, just replace some words with "engineer" and "weightlifting" and "picking up chicks regularly"

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"I HAVE A MASTER'S IN JOURNALISM!"

This is the house-proud "I drive a Dodge Stratus!" plea of those going nowhere and desperate to keep you unaware of it. Amy has to keep flinging names and titles at you, because they help to obscure the quotidian failure underneath. This is why she mentions growing up in Acton instead of Natick, because, as commenter eochu wisely pointed out:

Anyone who isn't native just sees a bunch of people who look alike, bend the English language in the same way, and act like jerks. A Masshole is a Masshole, whether it spent its childhood shoveling expensive-pony shit or playing stickball in the warehouse district.

Amy has to mention that she grew up in Acton and rode horses for 20 years, because that draws attention to her possibly being special, the scion of some Brahmin clan, and away from the fact that she probably lives in some craphole downtown flat and is manifestly fucking insane.

Similarly, Amy needs to tell you that she has a Master's in journalism, because otherwise all anyone will notice is that she's an unpaid blogger selling product to you and free promotion to publishing houses, badly. Pick absolutely any archived month on her navigationally poor "serious" blog, and you will find book meme after book meme and the same types of reviews. She invariably has little more to offer than a chunk of text about the size of two paragraphs mashed together. Posts feature clumsy grammar and usage errors. Facts provided are not necessarily factual. What is there fact-wise looks like it was cribbed from a Wikipedia article or an editorial review on Amazon.com in the same way that kids in elementary school will do a report on something by rewriting an encyclopedia entry sentence by sentence. Most of these could have been stolen from Amazon reviews and copied-and-pasted.

http://www.mrdestruc...andy-jaunt.html

the best part about all this PUA advice shit is any dope off the street could and probably has fucked those chicks. way to be number 120 for that chick buddy.

and even if you were the first or the chick isnt a slut or isnt drunk or whatever, it doesnt make any of this impressive in the slightest.

Posted 06 October 2011 - 08:34 PM

actually sex rules and it feels fabulous and it really helps you connect with your SO on a primal and biological level. ive never even once played team fortress 2, it looks like a cartoon and cartoon are for children.

Posted 01 November 2011 - 07:24 PM

Guy stands awkwardly next to groups of people and takes photo. Looks weird and small even compared to nerds.

i just realized how much you have written and how much effort you have put into something that literally maybe 1 other person has read, and that person has probably also seen your balls and probably dreams of your balls touching his balls and maybe getting twisted together a little bit.

you insecure motherfucking loser

ahahaah im gonna get this guy good. *visits 4chan* *finds most popular insult* *copies and pastes* ahahahah got him. GOT THAT FUCKER GOOD!~ IM SO CREATIVEEEEEEEEEE *is really acting like an adolescent but is a grown man*

you are a big manchild you baby

remmember when you were a banned for being a little bitch and you came back and cried like a little bitch to be allowed back into a group of people who dont really like you and find you irritating but you like any attention you can get so you just kept being an incessant annoying bitch? and everyone still didnt like you? and you kept trying to fit in with a group of kids who dont like you? youre weird

i still laugh that you give speeches to dudes about how to talk to chicks because you are so fucking socially inept you had to learn from a scam artist and you like to associate with other socially inept dudes. i bet you compare your abs and biceps and shit and also talk about the length of your penis and you get mad when another man has a penis that is better than yours. that makes me laugh.

[You suck and have no life 203]

James, I feel sorry for you. Go out side and make some friends bro. Don't worry about what I'm doing.

[James Tyrgglidaar Quall 69 0]

you dont know shit about me but you boast about your pathetic life all the time

literaly, the best you can come up with for a self-professed misanthropist is "go get some friends"

you lack creativity and social eptitude, you are mentally weak and a child at heart

you are older than 30 and you say bro, you are a fucking kid.

*guy spends ten minutes slapping his fat sausage fingers on the keyboard* OH THAT GUY MUST NOT HAVE FRIENDS HE MADE FUN OF ME! SOEMHOW IM COOL AND LOGICAL

come on, keep on posting in a forum where everyone thinks you are a total faggot, keep doing it, keep looking like a desperate idiot

look at you beg like a little bitch to be let back into a community of people who dont like you hahahahaha

[pockets 1,841]

I just read this thread and realized why Cactus was speaking only retarded memes. Once I got the context I LOL'd as the kids say these days.

These are honestly the most retarded, homo-erotic/phobic posts I've seen.

[James Tyrgglidaar Quall 69 0]

whats the context? ive never read this thread

[Mariposa❧ 483]

Honestly, the only reason why he still posts here is because people give him attention. Whether negative or positive, it is still attention.

[+Cactus 4,948]

I just read this thread and realized why Cactus was speaking only retarded memes. Once I got the context I LOL'd as the kids say these days.

These are honestly the most retarded, homo-erotic/phobic posts I've seen.

[- Mike - 2,728]

HATERS MAKE ME FAAAAAAAMMMOUSS

[James Tyrgglidaar Quall 69 0]

hes basically rebecca black except not as cool

[pockets 1,841]

[+Cactus 4,948]

hes basically rebecca black except not as cool

[Mars 288]

James, I feel sorry for you. Go out side and make some friends bro. Don't worry about what I'm doing.

You have a lisp.

[Mars 288]

I always wonder if any security officers left. I mean, after all this time you'd think he would have flirted with all of them. It's not such a popular job for women.

There are millions in China and North Korea. If wants to be a good pua, he's going to have to up his game to the communist states.

[You suck and have no life 203]

There are millions in China and North Korea. If wants to be a good pua, he's going to have to up his game to the communist states.

No thanks. FOB Asians don't shave their bush.

[Mars 288]

No thanks. FOB Asians don't shave their bush.

They won't be off any boat. We're shipping you to North Korea.

[Sinophile 41]

http://forums.gaming...-unban-request/ look at you beg like a little bitch to be let back into a community of people who dont like you hahahahaha

I like how crisp and clear he writes his argument there. Couldn't have done it better myself

[+Cactus 4,948]

http://forums.gaming...-unban-request/ look at you beg like a little bitch to be let back into a community of people who dont like you hahahahaha

The best part was the ending:

[Mars 288]

The best part was the ending:

This

[You suck and have no life 203]

Well, when you are top 10 on the server and you talk a lot of shit, of course you are going to get a lot of haters. It was a much needed break from gaming. I'm unbanned now though. Mana's been a secret fan of mine for years.

[+Cactus 4,948]

Well, when you talk a lot of shit, of course you are going to get a lot of haters.

FTFY. Rank on the server has nothing to do with it.

[You suck and have no life 203]

FTFY. Rank on the server has nothing to do with it.

The people that I make fun of are usually the ones asking for it. They tend to think they know their stuff but they really don't. They tend to argue stuff about TF2 when they clearly don't have the stats or the evidence to back their shit up. Then there are people who come to my posts and provoke, kinda like you. I am very keen on getting to the core of people, which is why my comments hurt a lot, they tend to have truths in them. Maybe that's why I am so good at cold reading girls.

[Willerms 1,794]

The people that I make fun of are usually the ones asking for it. They tend to think they know their stuff but they really don't. They tend to argue stuff about TF2 when they clearly don't have the stats or the evidence to back their shit up. Then there are people who come to my posts and provoke, kinda like you. I am very keen on getting to the core of people, which is why my comments hurt a lot, they tend to have truths in them. Maybe that's why I am so good at cold reading girls.

I hope noone really takes your comments to heart. That just shows how insecure someone is.

[+Cactus 4,948]

I am very keen on getting to the core of people, which is why my comments hurt a lot, they tend to have truths in them.

You see your ability to hurt people as a good thing?

[You suck and have no life 203]

You see your ability to hurt people as a good thing?

Yes.

Have you read "The Art of Trolling" but Sun Tzu?