Me Picking Up Security Officer

[You suck and have no life 203]

I play Heros of Newerth quite a lot, but sure, I might log on for a bit of Dustbowl TF2 later in the weekend. Bet you I would still get a KDR of 3 easily with all that rust haha. Not sure when I added you, I dont think I even played since I added you.

[You suck and have no life 203]

lulz

[Willerms 1,794]

WHAT AM I LOOKING AT. WHAT IS MY REACTION SUPPOSED TO BE?

[EggShell 1,102]

WHAT AM I LOOKING AT. WHAT IS MY REACTION SUPPOSED TO BE?

fapping... always fapping

[Mars 288]

They're all ugly. The white one with sunglasses and a blue shirt is fine, though. Looks a bit like a gorilla. :3 Edited August 15, 2012 by Mars

[You suck and have no life 203]

They're all ugly. The white one with sunglasses and a blue shirt is fine, though. Looks a bit like a gorilla. :3

e-standards

[Gilbert404 14]

She doesn't even look human in that photo :/

[EggShell 1,102]

She doesn't even look human in that photo :/

never stopped me before...

[Possum 10,776]

So much fake tan. So orange that licking her would cure scurvy.

[+Cactus 4,948]

So much fake tan. So orange that licking her would cure scurvy.

And give you gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, hepatitis....

[Possum 10,776]

And give you gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, hepatitis....

I take it you speak from experience?

[pockets 1,841]

This is the truest and most pure way to get bitches online.

This miniseries will follow the chat logs of a mild mannered online dater named "Triple Dick Explosion".

This is Part One of Triple Dick Explosion's online search for a mate:

WetSealADDICT: Hey You look cute in your pic

3xDickExplosion: Cute is what delusional mothers call their ugly infants when they aren't sucking the life blood from their teat. You look like you don't know how to properly operate a camera. Was the angle down your blouse intentional or did the adderol/paxil cocktail give you a seizure while taking that photo?

WetSealADDICT: lol! my pic is a little old. i love to live life! im more spiritual than religious. Do you yoga?

3xDickExplosion: I tend to stay away from "doing" nouns with the exception of "doing two girls at the same time." Which I guess is the exception that proves the rule. Do you pancakes?

[- Mike - 2,728]

>i love to live life! im more spiritual than religious. Do you yoga?

MY SIDES.

[Sinophile 41]

Lets play spot the indian

[You suck and have no life 203]

Third girl on the left haha.

[Mars 288]

So, are you going to introduce us to this Great White Gorilla you have spotted? And did he eat those poor girls? And have to be shot.

Edited August 16, 2012 by Mars

[pockets 1,841]

- Part 2 -

After not receiving a response from WetSealADDICT, our hero seeks out a new potential mate.

3xDickExplosion: Your screen name makes you seem political yet down to party. I'm sure Radiohead would be very impressed.

xXFreeTibet420Xx: lol I fite 4 human rites! radioheed is ok. i luv bob marly. I really feel connected to his lyrics. I need coffee!!! a vente mocha frappe w/cinnamen is the only way im getting through this workday.

3xDickExplosion: I'm sure your upbringing within the upper-middle class has really been a testament to overcoming oppression. Buying weed from a guy wearing a visor is really the message of his music. I do feel your pain. If I were forced to sit at the front desk of a tanning salon without having a glorified $7 hot chocolate, I too would no longer have the will to live. Impoverished Jamaicans have it easy.

xXFreeTibet420Xx: I was trying to give you a hint about the starbucks mocha vente. guys dont take hints good these days! enyways...... im not dumb! ppl think that since im hot; I can not be Smart to. I like my job. i bet your a I Tee guy with acme on his astroid face! I dont come to the computer server you work at and tell you that ur a opression! Get lost looser nerd!

3xDickExplosion: Wow, you saw through me faster than it took you to Google the word oppression. You are a smart girl, but why are you wasting your brilliance on overpriced sugar-milk and Dave Matthews concerts while crimes go unsolved!? You can't just sit idly by while murderers roam the streets freely. However, that would be consistent with the course of action normally taken in all of your do-nothinig online protests of undefined political stances.

If you promise not to come to my job and tell me how to do it, I promise not to come to the "drum circle against rich white guys like our daddies" and tell you how to wear long skirts and turquoise jewelry. Deal?

[Mars 288]

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Edited August 22, 2012 by - Oli -

[Willerms 1,794]

THE AUTHOR OF THIS THREAD HAS NO TIME FOR YOUR MUNDANE SQUABBLE THAT IS THIS THREAD. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. I DON'T KNOW YOU.

[+Cactus 4,948]

[+Cactus 4,948]

Of course he doesn't...

[You suck and have no life 203]

Lol

http://www.rsdnation.com/node/240146/forum

[Willerms 1,794]

[- Oli - 1,121]